Optimus Prime ([info]autobotsrollout) wrote,
@ 2008-06-16 13:19:00
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WTF
From comments at my site:

Are you the same Chris Bird that was accused of distributing oxycotton is Toronto a couple of years ago? I was investigating you on the internet and there is a Chris Bird from Toronto, coincidentally an athlete who was accused of such and even admitted doing so under oath.

He's "investigating" me?

I smell FreeDominion. The combination of selfrighteousness and basic stupidity ("how could there be two Chris Birds in a city of six million people?") is memorable.



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[info]shara
2008-06-16 05:55 pm UTC (link)
"coincidentally an athlete"? Do you run a different sports blog I'm unaware of? ;)

What the hell is oxycotton?

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[info]thebitterguy
2008-06-16 06:09 pm UTC (link)
It's a type of cotton that... I got nuttin.

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[info]autobotsrollout
2008-06-16 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Do you run a different sports blog I'm unaware of?

No, but I have mentioned in the past that I try to keep reasonably fit.

HENCE I USE THE ROIDS

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[info]kinra
2008-06-16 11:17 pm UTC (link)
CLEARLY THE OXYCOTTON IS PART OF YOUR PLAN TO DOMINATE THE INTERNATIONAL CURLING SCENE



...I READ THAT ON DRUDGE

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[info]angrylemur
2008-06-16 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh no, the Internet Detectives are after you now.

Better not fake your death any time soon.

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[info]drelmo
2008-06-16 06:35 pm UTC (link)
That is certainly an award-worthy misspelling of "oxycontin".

BTW, what are your preferences vis-a-vis "Christopher", "Chris", and other variations thereof, in addressing you?

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[info]autobotsrollout
2008-06-16 07:45 pm UTC (link)
"Christopher" for professional purposes, "Chris" when I am sittin down and havin beers and such.

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[info]drelmo
2008-06-16 08:13 pm UTC (link)
So noted.

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[info]otheronetruegod
2008-06-16 08:26 pm UTC (link)
I'd always imagined you as a C-Dawg, myself.

It's possible I need to do more (or fewer) drugs.

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[info]mightybaldking
2008-06-17 01:18 pm UTC (link)
And when should this be prefixed with "The Explosively Talented..."?

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[info]autobotsrollout
2008-06-17 05:52 pm UTC (link)
Whenever there are girls.

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[info]mightybaldking
2008-06-16 08:26 pm UTC (link)
I replied to that article, but your server seems to barf on me.

Check my latest LJ entry.

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[info]ryestar
2008-06-17 12:35 am UTC (link)
The glitch has been noted.

pd.

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[info]quotation
2008-06-17 01:05 am UTC (link)
Screw you, and the modem you dialled in on.

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